Musical Bits

Two songs. Pandas and Poo. One with video. Gosh.

The title probably tells you all you need to know.

This one’s called Pandas. It’s not about pandas, though there is a reference to pandas. And MacBeth.

This one’s called Poo. It’s not about poo, though there is a reference to poo. And a loo brush.

 

Tuesday, October 9th, 2012 Musical Bits No Comments

All Out On N30 – A Musical Prelude

On Sunday 27th* November I will be drunkenly playing on the internet in anticipation of Wednesday.

In anticipation of Wednesday. That’s not something one could normally say. Wednesdays are really a mild cheddar of a day, not the distressing cloud of ‘I left the cheese out of the fridge after making drunken cheese on toast on Saturday and now it’s all hard and stuff’ dismay of a Monday but not the ‘Goats cheese? Really? How splendid!’ glory of a Friday. Wednesdays are finding mild cheddar in the fridge and knowing your beans on toast will have the cheesy exuberance on which they rely.

No. Next Wednesday is a special Wednesday. It is a Wednesday hoist aloft by an importance which, to be fair, a Wednesday isn’t usually due.

If you don’t why next Wednesday’s special you probably don’t want next Wednesday to be special. If that’s the case you can fuck off on a fuckstick made of fuck.

For everybody else, there will be some live internet songs and meanderings from myself and The Repercussions on Sunday ‘twixt 14.00 and 17.00.

You can tune in here: http://primevalmudd.listen2myradio.com/

You can also say you’re attending the Facebook event here: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=152088584892681

There will be swearing. The C word is likely to be used. I hate to use the word Conservative but sometimes the cunts make it necessary.

Friday, November 25th, 2011 Musical Bits No Comments

BBCQT 27/10/2011

A song:

(Beware – although it’s short it packs in a fair bit of swearing.)

BBCQT 27102011

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Thursday, October 27th, 2011 Musical Bits, Political Bits No Comments

David Starkey

A brief improvised thought about Starkey.

Starkey

Sunday, August 14th, 2011 Musical Bits, Political Bits No Comments

This Isn’t The Sunday Roast You’re Looking For

UPDATE: here, in some of its glory, is Sunday’s set. The original four hours has been edited down to about two, removing the stuff that’s litigious, most of the swearing and a lot of the sitting around talking rubbish. Special thanks to the entourage/roadie, Radiant Or-Bint, pourer of cider, roller of roliies, mopper of foreheads and tuner of the kazoo.

This Isn’t The Sunday Roast You’re Looking For

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Two o’clock tunes of a Sunday afternoon.

http://primevalmudd.listen2myradio.com

If you’re unhinged enough to listen please say hello in the shoutbox. Ta.

There will probably be swearing.

Sunday, August 14th, 2011 Musical Bits No Comments

Blood, Glass and Showers

Unfortunately technological problems stopped this happening. This is probably for the best. We’ll give it a pop next week.

Live drunking strummings, two o’clock, here: http://primevalmudd.listen2myr​adio.com/

If you’re psychologically messed up enough to listen please say hello in the shoutbox.

Sunday, August 7th, 2011 Musical Bits No Comments

Why Are You Listening To This?

Internet set, 31st July 2011

Occasionally I fire up Reaper and its ShoutCast plug in to inflict musical ramblings on unsuspecting internet users. It’s all deeply unprofessional but hopefully a bit of a laugh.

[audio:http://primevalmudd.com/music/Internet-Nonsense-31-07-2011.mp3]

To call this a set list would be pushing things a tad. These are the songs I played:

 

  • Incompatibility
  • Rubber-dub-dub
  • Brendan’s Balls
  • Muscle Museum
  • Beds Are Burning
  • The Cognitive Dissonance Of The BNP
  • Love, Ire and Song
  • (riffage)
  • Pleasant Valley Sunday
  • Anna With The Banner
  • No Time For Tea
  • True Faith
  • Basket Case
  • Dancing Queen
  • I Will Survive
  • …Baby One More Time


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Sunday, July 31st, 2011 Musical Bits No Comments

Geeks

Another song, not to be taken too seriously.

The hot chick pic’s obligatory,
On every site that sells I.T.
Coz they think, not unreasonably,
That a hot chick pic is the only chick that the bloke in to I.T. is ever gonna see.

It really shouldn’t be that way,
Coz geeks and nerds, straight, bi or gay,
Have the skills for good foreplay,
Listening to what you say,
And the stamina to stay down there for days.

So grab a geek coz we know what we’re doing,
Nab a nerd coz we know how things run,
Grab a geek, we’ll make you shudder, whimper, moan and wail,
And coz we get turned on by a job well done,
We’re guaranteed to make you cum.

We know the right buttons to press,
And how to use a joystick best,
The sockets that we should caress,
The plugins that are a success,
When the laptop’s off and we are both undressed.

We know that we’ll never be cool,
But we’ve a plethora of tools,
We’ve bits and bites and hard drives too,
We’ve routines that will make you drool,
Learned in extra classes at geek school.

Grab a geek, we pay attention to detail,
Nab a nerd, for some interface fun,
Grab a geek, we’ll make you shudder, whimper, moan and wail,
And coz we get turned on by a job well done,
We’re guaranteed to make you…

Grab a geek when you want some hard coding,
Nab a nerd for some defragging fun,
Grab a geek, we’ll make you shudder, whimper, moan and wail, without fail,
And coz we get turned on by a job well done,
We’re guaranteed to make you cum.

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Sunday, May 22nd, 2011 Musical Bits No Comments

Brendan’s Balls

I wrote a song at last week’s PCS Conference, recorded it today and popped it on Soundcloud. All characters portrayed are, of course, completely fictitious.

We’re going to Brighton, we’re going to put the World to rights,
We’re going to Brighton, to show that we are up for the fight,
Because we are right and the Government’s shite.

When we’ve left Brighton, we’ll show the World what we can do,
When we’ve left Brighton, we hope that you will join the fight too,
Coz what we say is true, the Government’s poo.

Brendan won’t like it at all, Brendan’s balls are too small.

We’re going to London, to have a word Cameron,
We’re going to London, to let him know we’re not going to run,
We’re spoiling his fun, his Government’s done.

We’re going to tell him, that his cuts can go to hell,
We’re going to tell him, the public sector ain’t his to sell,
We’ll tell him aswell that his Government smells,

Brendan won’t impressed, his balls are distressed.

We’ll go to Clapham, to celebrate our victory,
We’ll go to Clapham, to drink and watch a massive telly,
So we can see Cameron on his knees.

Brendan’s just gonna’ watch, his balls have dropped off.

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Saturday, May 21st, 2011 Musical Bits No Comments

The Cognitive Dissonance Of the BNP Song

Recorded a little hastily over lunchtime.

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Wednesday, March 9th, 2011 Musical Bits No Comments
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