Poseidon Adventure

Poseidon Adventure (TV 2005) Reviewed in Tweets

Poseidon Adventure (TV 2005) (Rotten Tomatoes) is truly one of the most remarkable films ever made, so remarkable Andria Fag Hag and I felt compelled to live tweet a review during a Sunday afternoon viewing. These are the tweets. There’s a lot of farting.

 

Rarely has the art of smell the fart acting been so copiously deployed. #poseidonadventure #movies24

Clive Mantle, Rutger Hauer, Bryan Brown and Steve Guttenberg? Crikey. This is proper classy. #poseidonadventure #movies24

Ye gods, enough of the character development, hurry up and capsize the fucker. #poseidonadventure #movies24

Clive mate, I know you’re doing your best with the acting thing but really it’s a waste of time. #poseidonadventure #movies24

So far we’ve had smell the fart, follow through, pissing standing up and even a bit of wank acting. Quality. #poseidonadventure #movies24

Who do you send the mayday email to? The coastguard? The navy? No, a random old school friend, obviously. #poseidonadventure #movies24

Wow! Double wank under the blanket acting! This is just immense. #poseidonadventure #movies24

Sublime follow through acting from Clive Mantle there. #poseidonadventure #movies24

A finer example of combined smell the fart acting and sneakily pissing standing up acting I have never seen. #poseidonadventure #movies24

Good god, Steve Guttenberg’s turning in to William Shatner. #poseidonadventure #movies24

Aha! They waited until no-one else was around before they started acting proper! Shame about the actual lines. #poseidonadventure #movies24

‘I get on peoples’ nerves sometimes’. Well yes. You’re the kid in an American disaster movie. #poseidonadventure #movies24

Is it me or does Movies 24 have the most depressing adverts on telly? #poseidonadventure #movies24

There’s a hell of a lot of Kurt Russelling going on in that dinghy. #poseidonadventure #movies24

I am reliably informed that in the book the kid cops it. I fear this version will feature no such happy ending. #poseidonadventure #movies24

Awww. Steve ‘The Wank’ Guttenberg’s under the blanket wanking acting partner’s about to cop it. Tragedy! #poseidonadventure #movies24

You can tell when somebody’s about to die in this. It’s when they start acting. #poseidonadventure #movies24

Crikey, the farts have got so bad they’re all doing the Full Shatner. #poseidonadventure #movies24

And so it ends. I’m not sure how I can go on without it in my life. #poseidonadventure #movies24

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